Acquisition Incorporated
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Five would be professional adventurers: a tightly wound bird, a flamboyant clone, a washed-up celebrity chef, a blue-collar kobold mechanic, and a decommissioned super robot stumble upon the opportunity of a lifetime, by stealing some other groups' opportunity of a lifetime.
Acquisition Incorporated
Looking for “stable” work with opportunities for promotion? Do you consider yourself to be “brave”? Have you lost one of your arms in a boring accident, and you’re hoping that the next one will be to something that is actually memorable? Well, kiddo, you’ve come to the right place! Welcome to Acquisitions Incorporated! Currently we have many open Intern positions. Start today and begin working your way up the corporate ladder!
Disclaimer: Acquisition Incorporated is not responsible for any bodily, mental, or spiritual harm that occurs to any employees during their employment, nor is said company responsible for notifying any friends or relatives in the case of an employee missing in action or reported deceased.
Five would be professional adventurers: a tightly wound bird, a flamboyant clone, a washed-up celebrity chef, a blue-collar kobold mechanic, and a decommissioned super robot stumble upon the opportunity of a lifetime, by stealing some other groups' opportunity of a lifetime.
Acquisition Incorporated
Looking for “stable” work with opportunities for promotion? Do you consider yourself to be “brave”? Have you lost one of your arms in a boring accident, and you’re hoping that the next one will be to something that is actually memorable? Well, kiddo, you’ve come to the right place! Welcome to Acquisitions Incorporated! Currently we have many open Intern positions. Start today and begin working your way up the corporate ladder!
Disclaimer: Acquisition Incorporated is not responsible for any bodily, mental, or spiritual harm that occurs to any employees during their employment, nor is said company responsible for notifying any friends or relatives in the case of an employee missing in action or reported deceased.
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